I Love You Rosemariae

Alright, this is a shoutout post to a wonderful girl named Rosemariae. You will most likely never know who I am or ever read this post. I was an old acquaintance of yours back around six years ago. I gotta say that I had a schoolboy crush on you and I still think you're beautiful. I'm fairly sure we were part of the same group for a retreat... Fairly sure. Either way, I tried to be friends with you but I don't think you liked me.

I told some other people that I don't think you like me and it turns out that they could relate to me as well. Both Steve and Tony told me that they've been rejected by you as well. So we started a little mini-fan club in your honor called the Rosemariae Hates Me Club. Hahahaha! In this fan club, we would talk about how much you hated us. Every time we saw you, we always tried to get your attention and your love but we always failed. =P

It's a darn shame we couldn't be friends in the past and perhaps we never will. I just want to let you know that you are a very good sport on your Tumblr... Totally opposite of Arianne who is nothing but an uptight bitch. If you don't want people asking you questions, then disable it on your Tumblr. What a dumbass... In any case, I've made it a habit of mine to ask you one question every day.

Personally, I love your Tumblr page. I quit Tumblr mainly cuz I got sick of it and cuz I didn't want people like Chie reading my darkest thoughts for free (I much prefer it that she and all my other friends ask me personal questions which I will gladly answer rather than give away my thoughts for free). Tumblr is nothing but a glorified Twitter where people do nothing but reblog and reblog. It sickens me. It's like these people have no voice of their own and they need to result in reblogging because they don't have the balls to speak their own mind or whatever. Rosemariae, I admire how your page is more about your voice rather than being a stupid mechanical machine that does nothing but reblog all the time. It's fun to read.

I recently made you laugh with a question about frosting a cake with your own butt. I had no idea that you'd find it funny. And it's good to know that you can have a good time with all the random questions that I've thrown at you and will continue to throw at you. Knowing that I've made you laugh brings a genuine smile to my face. I gotta say... It feels good to make someone else feels good. The sad truth is that we probably couldn't be good friends even if we wanted to. We don't really have any similarities and we live far from each other. But I just wanna say that as long as you're not an uptight bitch like Arianne, that I will continue to hold you dear in my heart.